British Gentleman
Hello. I'm Arthur Kirkland, also known as England.
Part of the Hetalia Tumblr Roleplay.
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Do you celebrate May 30th with Francis?
Asked by Anonymous
Francis is the only one who observes it. He attends mass in the morning and then spends the rest of the day at home. I leave him alone, for the most part.
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How is the sex different, if you don't mind my asking?
Asked by Anonymous
I think I essentially answered this last night.
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bigbrotherfrance replied to your post: how will you have secks now that france is turning into a snake? o.O
“Different,” “different,” “different,” is that all you have to say of it? You have had almost a week to come up with a new adjective, is your creativity so stunted you cannot even do that?
Oh, you want other adjectives? How about unusual, unconventional, uncommon, exotic, or bizarre?
You have two penises and no legs, not to mention the fangs and the tongue and the scales! How else would I describe it?
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how will you have secks now that france is turning into a snake? o.O
Asked by Anonymous
He’s as snakelike as he’s going to be already. And we’ve had sex. It’s certainly different.
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Link reblogged from Ciao, a tutti!
He won’t eat anything other than that gourmet food Francis spoiled him on, and he needs regular brushing, but the other things like speaking French to him are complete nonsense and should be ignored.I’m glad they’re doing well. Though of course I expected nothing less.
[smiles a bit] I’ve been taking the best care of them! Even Chablis!
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Post reblogged from Ciao, a tutti!
I’m glad they’re doing well. Though of course I expected nothing less.
[smiles a bit] I’ve been taking the best care of them! Even Chablis!
You really don’t need to follow all of Francis’ instructions regarding Chablis. I don’t.
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When he hasn’t been sulking about not having any legs, Francis has been wrapping himself around me for warmth.
I can’t wait until this spell is over. -
I know tmi Tuesday was yesterday, but how often do you shag? :P
Asked by Anonymous
Daily.
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You don't especially like anything about his altered state?
Asked by Anonymous
I didn’t say that, l simply said I didn’t have a favorite part of his change. Currently, he’s too different than what I’m used to and it’s making such questions difficult to answer.
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What's your favorite change that's been wrought in Francis so far by his snakey anon thingy?
Asked by pineappleboobies
I don’t know, I can’t say I have a favorite.
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Are you gonna fuck your snakeman boyfriend?
Asked by pineappleboobies
Technically, I have been. But you mean next week? Then yes, probably.
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Post reblogged from Bienvenue en France!
Of course. And I suggest you ask Spain if he can take the dog for a little while.britishgentleman a réagi à votre billet : (The anon that turned oyu into a snake-man) Ah, I apologize, I don’t really act as bold as you eheh… Do enjoy your two weeks, one week of turnign and one week of living as the snake-man. I’m sure you’ll find it interesting.
I’m coming over.
You weren’t even meant to be back in England yet, never mind France!
I came home early. And if you think I’m going to be in London, sitting on my hands while you’re… changing, then you don’t know me as well as you think you do!
…Find someone to care for the cats in your absence, yes?
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Post reblogged from Bienvenue en France!
britishgentleman a réagi à votre billet : (The anon that turned oyu into a snake-man) Ah, I apologize, I don’t really act as bold as you eheh… Do enjoy your two weeks, one week of turnign and one week of living as the snake-man. I’m sure you’ll find it interesting.
I’m coming over.
You weren’t even meant to be back in England yet, never mind France!
I came home early. And if you think I’m going to be in London, sitting on my hands while you’re… changing, then you don’t know me as well as you think you do!
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I return from my business trip to find that not only is the frog turning into a snake, but Alfred has finally decided to join us. I know Americans are lazy, but this is ridiculous.
